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http://www.openeurope.org.uk/docs/draftesmtreaty.pdf

I won't comment this draft treaty at all - I'll just mention two quotes that seem to fit the bill:

"Insanity is when one is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
-- Albert Einstein

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning."
-- Henry Ford